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Aug 21

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

Aug 21
shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.  Make John Green find the thing.

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

Aug 21
Aug 21
lucifer-is-that-weird-uncle:


if thats not punk i dont know what is


We set my neighbor’s backyard on fire trying to do this.

lucifer-is-that-weird-uncle:

if thats not punk i dont know what is

We set my neighbor’s backyard on fire trying to do this.

Aug 21

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

Aug 21

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Aug 21

earthtonataliee:

olafurneal:

myangelshunter:

I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

Awww, how cute

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*

Aug 21

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

Aug 21

I googled world funniest joke and this was it

Aug 21

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

Aug 21

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

Aug 21

sammyinthespookytardis:

swagolasthranduilion:

courf-feyracs:

boys are the stupidest fucking things ever i want ten

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slow clap for the doctor who fandom

Aug 21

winchestersaints:

this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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BUT WAITimage

…it gets better

i’ve never been so happy

Aug 21

awkward-fallen-angel:

somnone:

nonespark:

gohomepandayadrunk:

majorsarcasm19:

lifeofadisneykid:

BEST

Flynn Rider has his priorities sorted. 

Flynn Rider is the only sane person in Disney.

other than

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Maybe they’re related

Its the hair

Aug 21

poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much