Da Booty of The Doctor

Apr 20

Religious people be like
“He is risen!”
Potheads be like
“He is high!”

Apr 19

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

Apr 19

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

Apr 19
andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.

andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.

Apr 19

captain-mycaptain:

dirku:

nonomella:

that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left

EITHER WAY

IT’S JUST LIKE

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Apr 19

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

Apr 19

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

Apr 19

how-i-met-my-otp:

'She plays Robin on the show, she's awesome.' (x)

Apr 19

mrcasanovak:

Day 10 of 16: Favorite Hand Moment(s)

Apr 19

TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

darckcarnival:

In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.

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Apr 19

Okay so this is the general idea I have in mind... please let me know if you think it will work. →

how-i-met-my-otp:

loveisthebestthingwedo:

hoser-hut:

Every Monday, we will have a four-hour span in which people can re-watch and discuss the episode (6-10 EST). Alternatively, people can watch the episode earlier, or really anytime since the last weeks episode and just take part…

Apr 19

versacedave:

collection of creepy easter bunnies

Apr 19

Anonymous asked: What's one thing that you get annoyed with in each other?

mistress-strex:

Karen doesn’t seem to understand the concept of “personal boundaries.”

Divina’s a little too focused on her work.

Apr 19

fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

Apr 19

Part 2 of “Something Beautiful” (continuation of this)